1:01 p.m. - 2005-11-30
101 things about me you never wanted to know but are too sick not to read about...
1. I have red hair.
2. I am owned by three cats: Tommy the Insane One, Lilly the Maniac (also known as the Evil Genius-thank the gods she doesn't have thumbs), and Lucky the Midnight Madness (a solid black cat but the madness is only for effect…he is the calmest and nicest of the three)
3. I have my own house that I share with the above-mentioned people.
4. Yes, I consider them people. Furry ones, but people.
5. I have one and a half grandchildren as of this writing.
6. I secretly suspect I am as mad as a hatter.
7. Have no idea what that last statement means.
8. Don’t care what it means.
9. Who said that?
10. My favorite food of all time is lasagna.
11. My favorite thing to do is fuck…er…write.
12. I hate ignorance and people who hate people. I really hate that!
13. I think that there is nothing better than a good fuc…er…laugh!
14. I wish I could turn people into toads. That would be cool! And feel so good.
15. Glad that I can't turn people into toads for the return karma would be horrific.
16. I have five decks of Tarot cards and will probably get more.
17. I am hopelessly addicted to books.
18. I love my friends too much.
19. I love my kids not enough.
20. I love sex.
21. I love the theatre.
22. I love all kinds of music.
23. I love the movies where they blow stuff up or science fiction or both.
24. I wanna blow stuff up, but not in a dangerous way.
25. The last statement in the last sentence is not true.
26. I am a pacifist.
27. I am a pacifist unless you piss me off.
28. I have a bad temper.
29. I would have a herd of elephants if I could.
30. I collect figurines of elephants and have some type of elephant in every room of my house except for the bathrooms.
31. My house needs painting very much.
32. Do you want to help me paint my house? I will feed ya!
33. I hate painting.
34. I want to see the world before I die.
35. If I have to die I will only settle for one of two ways to die. Fucking or in my sleep.
36. I love going to museums.
37. I want to get painted in the nude.
38. I cannot believe that I am not even half way through with this list. Shit!
39. I have blue eyes and wear glasses.
40. This is taking way more time than I care to spend on.
41. I started this on Friday the 21, 2005 and the goddess knows when I will have it finished.
42. I always, almost, need to get laid.
43. I want a pickup truck that runs and is paid for that belongs to me and is not expensive in insurance or in maintenance.
44. I want a Harley motorcycle.
45. I am mechanically challenged.
46. Tools and machines hate me.
47. I hate all machines except for my computer, car, and washing machine. The others can go to hell!
48. I think that people are the most fascinating of all animals and yet they make me sick.
49. I am a creature of contradiction and don’t give a damn that I am.
50. Woohoo! At the halfway point!
51. I shave my pubic area regularly and love walking around knowing that I am the only one who knows this.
52. I used to be the only one who knew that I shave my pubic area regularly.
53. I want a cabin in the woods on my own 100 to 300 acres or so, with running hot and cold water and electricity.
54. I love guns.
55. I love shooting guns at peop...um...things.
56. I hate people who have no sense of humor. If you can’t take a joke then get the fuck off of my planet you bastards! Grrr!
57. The gene pool needs cleaning out and I think we should start with you. Stay there while I get my gun!
58. I am a very peaceful and friendly person.
To be continued…fingers got tired so fuck off!
October 22, 2005 Saturday
59. Never had sex with more than one male at a time…so far.60. I have had sex with more men than I can remember.
61. Never had sex with a woman…so far.
62. Never had an orgy…how many is in an orgy?
63. I haven't had sex in over a week or so as of this writing and it's driving me mad.
65. I work in an office in the accounting field, which, though it is the best paying job I have ever had, is sucking the life out of me.
66. I have given birth three times, but raised two kids. Don't ask!
67. I have had a hysterectomy in 1983 and yes it was a complete hysterectomy even though they left my ovaries. That is a different operation.
68. I had my gall bladder taken out in 2004.
69. I have high cholesterol.
70. I was born on Christmas Day.
To be continued again later…lack of sex has blocked my mind.
October 24, 2005 Monday
Still no sex, but here goes...71. I don't like long hair on men. There are exceptions to this...heh
72. I am five feet and eight inches tall.
73. I am not going to share my weight, but I weigh more than I want to.
74. I have terrible night vision and depth perception. Parking in the dark is always a challenge. Actually, parking anytime is a challenge.
75. All my car accidents were either in a parking lot, coming out of a parking lot, or going into a parking lot.
76. I hate parking lots.
77. I love to park...not the car. heh
78. Getting too old to park any more. Damn back seats are too small. *sigh*
79. I still can't believe that I am not done with this list.
80. Wish this list would burst into flames and die.
81. There is a female voice in my head that is almost always screaming. Just one long high pitched scream without taking a breath. I also hear my name called a lot. I have learned to ignore these things. Usually!
82. I have been tested for schizophrenia. All tests came back negative.
83. I am saner than most people I know.
84. I am a recovering alcoholic and have been sober since September 19, 1984. You add em up. I don't care how long it's been as long as I stay sober.
85. I was not born a redhead.
November 30, 2005 Wednesday
86. I love the way the word thunk sounds and fucktard is a good word to say. Most people are fucktards.
87. I like animals way more than people though people fascinate the hell out of me.
88. I love watching people.
89. I think about sex way too much.
90. I am definitely not getting enough sex.
91. I do not like being single, but I do not want to ever, ever, get in a long term relationship again. Not all of this statement is true.
92. I do not like my parents at all.
93. I don’t like most of my relatives.
94. I can count on one hand the relatives that I do like and care for.
95. Everything is relative….couldn’t think of anything else to say.
96. Thinking about sex again.
97. Almost done with this stupid list.
98. Guns and swords get me wet.
99. I would never hurt anyone on purpose with a damn good reason.
100. Learning self defense so I will never have to be afraid of getting hurt again.
101. I really hate lists of this kind.
