4:34 p.m. - 2006-01-07
amazing sex life
I read an entry on a blog of a friend of mine. He and I are special friends. Special in that we are friends with benefits.
Now, now, calm down and those whorish words are not welcome here people. You cannot bring your ethics and morals to my blog. It's not allowed! I am what I am and I am comfortable with my ethics and morals and seeing someone sexually without the benefit of some archaic ritual or a piece of paper fits nicely with my morals and ethics so stuff it!
Getting back to the blog entry...ahem...*gives stern look to the idiots among the crowd (there are always one or two)*...he had written about some major life changes he has and is going through. As a good friend of his I, of course, knew of them. But what really caught my eye was the upbeat (for a change) tone of it and the fact that he said he had an amazing sex life. Wow! I am part of that sex life, which means, he truly loves to fuck me. Wow!
I knew of course I had an amazing sex life because he is sooo freaking hot and can last so long and is sooo hard and long and hot and...er...well you get the drift. In fact, my only complaint with my sex life is that I don't get fucked enough.
In a perfect world I would be getting it like twice a day. Yeah, that would be great, but I would settle for once a day. *sigh* I live a lone so that ain't happening.
Don't get me wrong, I love living alone. And when I finally kill that stupid idiotic thing in my mind that says yes, you can live like June Cleaver, then I will truly be happy.
I need more men damnit! but age slows me down and there are other things out there in the world besides sex. I want to do and see so many things yet.
More sex I say. If only I could do the harem thing again, but that takes a lot of time and energy. I am not sure I want to spend that much time and energy on five men. There are other things I want to do.
Yep, that proves it. I am getting OLD!!! lol
hey, as long as men like my friend still want to see me then I can't be that damn old. Oh, I forgot to say that he is younger than me. A lot younger! Years younger, In fact, my oldest kid is older than he his. hee hee hee hee hee Yep, being an old dirty woman is fun as FUCK!
